Cycle Sluts

Boxers, briefs, or commando?

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,

I wanted your opinion on the age old question of underwear. I love to see a man in tighty-whities but can’t stand to wear them myself! Which do you prefer; boxers, briefs,
or jocks?

Signed, “Free Willy”

Let your freak flag fly!

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,

I am an older lesbian who wants to get my rocks off just as easy as my gay boy roommate. Why is it so much easier f

Chuck E Cheese and Chicken Hawks

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts, 
I’ve heard of the term “chicken hawk” a lot but I was wondering, at what age does this apply?
Signed, “cluck, cluck here…”

Just SWIRL and DUMP!

Dear Cycle Sluts,

My best friend, who is also an ex, has a new boyfriend that is a real jerk! Is there any way to talk to my friend about this without sounding like I’m catty?

Signed, “No, really, he’s a Douche”

Cycle sluts: You need a real man with REAL meat

Dear Cycle Sluts, There is a really attractive guy who keeps coming on to me but I’m not interested. He won’t take ‘No’ for an answer! What should I do?

Cycle sluts: If he goes lesbian on you, set him free!

Dear Cycle Sluts,
I’m dating this guy, and every time he’s about to climax he shouts out “Pop goes the weasel!” At first I thought it was cute but now it’s really annoying! I like him but I can’t take it anymore. What should I do?

Cycle Sluts: 1-800-rent-a-ho – it’s easy, but not cheap!

Dear Cycle Sluts, I recently injured myself and have doctor’s orders to stay off my feet the next several weeks. I’m so bored already! Do you have any suggestions of what I can do to keep from going crazy?
Signed, “Bedridden Betty”

Cycle Sluts: Franks and beans and plenty of special sauce

Dear Cycle Sluts,
I am thinking about trying drag but I don’t know where to begin. What do you suggest as the starting point?
Signed, “Wigs, Dresses and Shoes, Oh My!”

Cycle Sluts: ‘if you’ve got it, FLAUNT it!’

I like free-balling; I’m hung and I like to show it. My boyfriend doesn’t like that I go commando and is threatening to leave me if I don’t stop. But I really love teasing all the guys! What should I do?
Signed, “Swinging Set”

Cycle Sluts: ‘Wear a bag and stay in the dark’

I caught my boyfriend cheating, and he said it was the first time. I want to believe him, but I realized how many opportunities he’s had, and I don’t know if I can ever trust him again! Should I believe him?
Signed, “Fool Me Once!”