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Chuck E Cheese and Chicken Hawks

Chuck E Cheese and Chicken Hawks

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts, 
I’ve heard of the term “chicken hawk” a lot but I was wondering, at what age does this apply?
Signed, “cluck, cluck here…”

 

Juana Mann: When people look at your man and comment how much you and your son look alike. Then you’re a Chicken hawk.

Zoey Diddim: If you are asking then you are already there.

Freeda Fondle: Don’t be hating the chicken hawks! Just don’t turn the lights on when having sex with one!

Winnie Bego: Anyone over 30. Thank god I’m 29.

Diane Tolickya: Thankfully, I’m not that old to know what the hell you’re talking about.

Rolonda Flor: When your new favorite restaurant is Chuck E Cheese’s I’d say it applies.

Bea Dazzle: Chicken hawk is an old Greek (he he) term that means if you can divide his age into yours and still get a whole number, the religious right is looking for you.

Eden Cox: Age is relative. Just ask my relatives who go for little boys like you do.

Sassy Squatch: If the guy you’re seeing doesn’t recognize your favorite song, movie title, or book then you’re a chicken hawk. However, if you’re paying him then you’re just a John!

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