Boxers, briefs, or commando?

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts, 

I wanted your opinion on the age old question of underwear. I love to see a man in tighty-whities but can’t stand to wear them myself! Which do you prefer; boxers, briefs,
or jocks?

Signed, “Free Willy”

Zoey Diddim: I don’t really care since they always end up on my bedroom floor.

Juana Mann: Edible patties, yum! Cherry flavored is my favorite!

Winnie Bego: I like Sassy’s granny panties.

Sassy Squatch: I wondered where all my undies have been disappearing to. If you don’t mind, Winnie, give them back! And wash them first please –  there were no skid marks when you took them and I don’t want any when you give them back! P.S. They’re not “Granny Panties” they’re “Maximum Coverage.”

Diane Tolickya: I love a tight, lacey, blue g-string that is snug in just the right places.

Bea Dazzle: Silly question, I think nothing is the best under-there.

Rolonda Flor: None of the above. Underwear of any kind just slows me down.

Eden Cox: Both Boxers and Jocks have good muscle, but if its too Brief it’s not worth my time.

Freeda Fondle: Freeballin’ is the only way to go.