Cycle Sluts: Life is Fabulous

Dear Cycle Sluts,

I have been a fan for years. I love your makeup, hair, outfits and you’re so funny. I would love to work with you but I don’t think I have the funny bone like you do.  What can I do to work with you guys and what is it like to be you?

Signed, “Not a Stalker, Really!”

Zoey Diddim: Drink lots to loosen your bone cuz life as a Slut is fabulous!

Molotovia Cocktail: First I have to say it is fabulous to be me or I wouldn’t do it. As for the funny bone (hee hee I said “bone”), you don’t have to be funny, that will come. Add a couple of cocktails and the world is your oyster.

Juana Mann: Oh (blush) that’s sweet. First of all being me is just fabulous! Secondly you can volunteer at our monthly bingo, but in the mean time come over, a good oil massage really helps out. I’ll see what I can do about your bone when you get here!

Winnie Bego: That’s OK. Zoey isn’t funny but we still let her come and play with us.

Rolonda Flor: Drink, drink, and drink some more. It’s fantastic being a slut and, being a Denver Cycle Slut is even better!

Freeda Fondle: Lots of alcohol helps, and its super shiny being me.

Bea Dazzle: Oh doll! We like all kinds of bones. To answer your second question, it’s stellar!

Sassy Squatch: Bend over and I’ll give you my funny bone!