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Cycle sluts: Looking for a few good men

Cycle sluts: Looking for a few good men

Dear Cycle Sluts, 

 I want to do some work on my house but I want to support my community. Where do I find reliable gay workers?

– “Gay for pay, but  not that way”

 

Zoey Diddim: Is “reliable gay” an oxymoron like “military intelligence”? Inquiring minds want to know.

Molotovia Cocktail: Troll the aisles at Homo Depot. If you can’t find a butch lesbian to fix your counters, you can find a DILF to do you on your counters.

Juana Mann:  I know a good Jack-of-all-trades. Or maybe that was he would jack you off for trade? Hmmm.

Sassy Squatch: My experience in the gay community is that referrals make all the difference. Ask around! Most gays will tell anyone and everyone when they’ve been serviced well.

Diane Tolickya: You can use my plumber; he’s good with my pipes. Clean as a whistle.

Rolonda Flor: Craigslist. Oh wait, you need help with a real job, not a blow job. Call me if things change.

Freeda Fondle: There are “handy men” in the back of the porn shop.

Bea Dazzle: Colfax is flooded with gay workers, remember the other night? I know you do, I still have your credit card.

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