Cycle sluts: Looking for a few good men
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Dear Cycle Sluts,
I want to do some work on my house but I want to support my community. Where do I find reliable gay workers?
– “Gay for pay, but not that way”
Zoey Diddim: Is “reliable gay” an oxymoron like “military intelligence”? Inquiring minds want to know.
Molotovia Cocktail: Troll the aisles at Homo Depot. If you can’t find a butch lesbian to fix your counters, you can find a DILF to do you on your counters.
Juana Mann: I know a good Jack-of-all-trades. Or maybe that was he would jack you off for trade? Hmmm.
Sassy Squatch: My experience in the gay community is that referrals make all the difference. Ask around! Most gays will tell anyone and everyone when they’ve been serviced well.
Diane Tolickya: You can use my plumber; he’s good with my pipes. Clean as a whistle.
Rolonda Flor: Craigslist. Oh wait, you need help with a real job, not a blow job. Call me if things change.
Freeda Fondle: There are “handy men” in the back of the porn shop.
Bea Dazzle: Colfax is flooded with gay workers, remember the other night? I know you do, I still have your credit card.
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