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Stuff Gay People Like: Being attracted to douchebags

When it comes to purely sexual attractions, we toss these desirable qualities in a long-term mate and idealize, instead, a different kind of stereotype: A bro. No matter where we're from we're all familiar with this man – a cocky, athletic, beer-guzzling former frat boy with washboard abs and a questionable or nonexistent political worldview. ...

Stuff Gay People Like: Planning to write an autobiography

Thus the seed is planted in a gay teenager’s mind for a lifelong dream: to write the first gay autobiography ever. A masterpiece, which, through steadily-progressing social acceptance – and despite some brief softcore erotic scenes – will join the literary cannon in middle-American high schools. ...

Stuff Gay People Like: Science Fiction

Gay men consider themselves over the hill at 30, and social upheaval is much less fun to witness when you’re only a couple years from cashing out your 401K. We need to make the future happen now, while we’re still athletic and good-looking. Science fiction is as close as we can get....