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Fashion queen

Denver is not the fashion capitol of the world. Pretty much every day is casual…

Drag Queen Bing(n)o

With the closing of Jr.’s, there has been an explosion of bingo balls all over…

Whore-ding

Mr. Waste thinks I am a hoarder. Or, as I like to say, a whore-der.…

Zippers or snaps?

Mr. Waste and I love to host dinner parties at our house. I cook and…

Naked sweaty balls

I was jumping up and down in the Ellie Caulkins Opera House. In the women’s…

Heal thyself, animal doctor

“I was driving to Springfield, Missouri with a gay zookeeper and an elephant from Denver.…

And the award goes to …

A friend once told me, if you live long enough, you’re bound to get an…

Lessons from Burning Man: You can, but you won’t

Dancing in the middle of a desert with 49,999 other people, monstrous flames blasting from…

Fluffer of the imperial jewels

Titles. We all have them, whether we know it or not. You’re a mister, miss,…

Top three reasons to be a drag queen

I do not want to be a woman. I’ve got nothing against women or lesbians.…