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Our Lady of the PBJ, pray for us

Nuclia has quite the sordid past with peanut butter.

Straight men from Mars, women from Venus, gay men from…

Why are gay men and straight men so different? Sure, we are attracted to opposite sexes. But the differences run so much deeper than the person we want to sleep with.

Oy vey, the puppets are gay?

If I had not become a drag queen, I’d probably be a puppeteer.

One size-queen does not fit all

So the next time you find yourself in a room full of nakedness, remember that we all come in many different shapes and sizes. One size does not fit all. But it sure is fun trying.

Gay-mers, unite!

Put a joystick or D-pad in my hands and I will find every last Pokemon, close every last Oblivion gate, slay every last Skyrim dragon. I can’t help myself.

To the drag cave, Batman!

Our drag dungeon in Gaypleton is expanding. It’s not because I am running out of space for my 22 wigs, 32 purses and racks and racks of dresses and costumes.

Porn this way

When I was younger, I knew porn was bad. Raised as a goody-two shoes Roman…

The blame game: Who’s really at fault for the impending apocalypse?

Gays are being blamed for Hurricane Sandy’s destruction of the east coast. At a November rally against marriage equality in Maryland, pastor Luke Robinson blamed the storm on New York City’s mayor Michael Bloomberg and the $250,000 he donated to help pass Question 6 for Maryland marriage equality.

The last thing you may ever read

The world is going to end in 16 days, or less, depending on when you’re reading this. Well, not really end, per se. The Mayan calendar will simply run out of days on December 21. It could be, as some believe, a prediction of the end of the world. Or it could be the Mayans lacked a bigger piece of stone on which to carve their calendar. Bless their sacrificial hearts.

The intrigue of three

They say three’s a charm. And I have the triple nipples to prove it. But when it comes to the bedroom, the dream of a ménage a trois becomes a Lucky Pierre nightmare for so many. I just don’t get i