Martin Shkreli Is Auctioning Off The Chance To Punch Him In The Face

Martin Shkreli, the pharmabro who hiked the price of Daraprim — a drug commonly used to treat people with compromised immune systems like AIDS — more than 5,000 percent, is now auctioning off the chance to punch him in the face.

Shkreli went on Twitter Monday and announced one lucky bidder could pay to punch or slap him in the face, with proceeds benefiting the family of Mike Kulich, his recently deceased PR rep. Kulich, 29, died suddenly last week, leaving behind a fiancé and a young son who survived cancer.

I will auction one slap/punch in the face to benefit my friend Mike who passed away & leaves behind a young son who survived cancer. DM bids

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016

While most of us would love the opportunity to go full on Ronda Rousey on his face, only the wealthiest bidder will get the opportunity. Shkreli says he’s already received bids for $25,500 and $78,000.

In December, the former head of Turing Pharmaceuticals, was arrested on securities fraud charges. His trial has been set for June 26, 2017.

I know most of us would never pay this man money for the chance to play out our Rock ’em Sock ’em Robot fantasy, as he tried to rob us blind while messing with our health. But, we can sure hope someone gives him a strong hook to the jaw.