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Nuclia Waste

One size-queen does not fit all

So the next time you find yourself in a room full of nakedness, remember that we all come in many different shapes and sizes. One size does not fit all. But it sure is fun trying....

Art is in the demon eye of the beholder

I call myself an artist. I was always creative as a child. My mud pies were to die for. My sidewalk chalk creations were the envy of Sotheby’s. I graduated from the Kansas City Art Institute and now work by day as a creative director. ...

The pressures of palace life

When we last left Mr. Waste, he was running for empress of the Imperial Court of the Rocky Mountain Empire. Having cut his teeth on Denver political campaigns a...

Love United and Divided

I honestly don’t mind. Cooking is another creative outlet for me. And it means one very important thing — I don’t have to do laundry, ever. ...

Be A Fashion–feet–ista

I take pride in my shoes. And I will travel the world (and the Internet) for the most unusual boots I can sink my toes into, be it kinky or cowboy....

Sex on the fly

I told my boyfriend that I was going to go to the restroom and that he should wait 20 seconds and then join me....

Weeding Tips

Now don’t get me wrong. I love my edibles and love to get high. And now that pot is legal in our state, I can finally confess my drug of choice....

Reverend Waste, at your service

I took the plunge. Civil unions went into effect on May 1, 2013 here in Colorado. And while I did get hitched to Mr. Waste shortly after midnight at the Webb Municipal Building, the plunge I’m talking about is that I’m now an ordained minister....
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Nuclia Waste

Nuclia Waste, the triple nipple drag queen of comedy, writes the column 'Radioactive Vision' for Out Front Colorado. She has been delighting Coloradans and the nation with her wacky wit and rule-breaking fashions. Contact her at nuclia@nucliawaste.com.