LA Bourgeois
I'm LA (as in tra-la-la) Bourgeois, the Lesbian Housewyfe—a 50+-year-old lady who appreciates being called Ma’am and gets her hair painted with colorful stripes at the beauty parlor. I identify as a lesbian, anti-racist, LGBTQ+ positive, white cis-woman who is politically liberal but tired of marching and calling my bulls*** representatives who do not represent anything I believe in and do not seem to listen anyway. So there's that.